I am a disgustingly cheerful morning person who is too smart for my own good and its going to get me into trouble one day. Along with my spontaneous flashes of idiocy, I have been blessed with profound cynicism and jaunty sarcasm.

How I think of myself:

  • Sweet
  • Innocent
  • Honest
  • Sarcastic
  • Open-Minded
  • Perfectly Imperfect

How my friends think of me:

  • Stubborn (in a good way)
  • Opinionated
  • Moody
  • Drinker
  • Fun
  • House Trained

How I really am:

  • Loyal
  • Intelligent
  • Confidant
  • Friendly
  • Cheerful
  • Non-Judgmental

My social and political views are liberal and my religious position is quite unicornian.

I am a proponent of controversial issues such as open sexuality, anarchy, anti-religion and abortion (pro-choice); I may even indulge in less than conservative activities and black market products ;-). But, despite appearances, I’m not some kind of miscreant.

Other than this, I’m a fully-fledged member of Generation Y and cynic living in a world that swings between unbelievable naivety and utter paranoia. If it is a fashion then I don’t want to follow it, and if it is a trend then you can be sure that it won’t represent me.

To keep things simple, I am a walking Oxymoron. Absolutely Unsure, Educated Illiterate, Insanely Lucid, Sober Alcoholic.