My Top 10 highly unlikely theories for Harry Potter 7

In no set order: Dumbledore is working with Voldemort All muggles will know about wizards and the magical world Hogwarts is gonna burn down Professor MacGonagol is gonna marry Hagrid Uncle Vernon can do magic Voldemort secretly is working for the good guys (the end justifies the means) Sirius is Harry’s real father Dumbledore is Harry’s real father Voldemort is Harry’s real father The Trauma caused by the mistreatment at the Dursley’s caused Harry to create a magical world in his head…he has always been in an asylum And for a bonus: Ron is secretly gay and finally comes out
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Chapter 1: The Dark Lord Ascending

The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane, for a second they stood quite still, wands directed at each others chest; then, recognizing each other, they stowed their wands beneath their cloaks and started walking briskly in the same direction. “News?” Asked the taller of the two.“The best replied Severus Snape.”The lane was bordered on the left by wild, low-growing brambles, on the right by a high, neatly manicured hedge. The men’s long cloaks flapped around their ankles as they marched. “Thought i might be late” said Yaxley, his blunt features sliding
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My Dictionary

This is a list of words that ill be using that dont appear in the english dictionary and and their supposed definition… Phukk: Please see this article for definition. NOTE: If you get offended by foul language don’t look! Dewidable: Possibility of a relationship (intimate) by standards predefined by the user. Phukkabilities: Traits present in a person that makes you wanna phuck them.

Hello my name is Shonari and i’m an addict…

We don’t have AA or any other form of support group for addicts here in Jamaica or if we do i haven’t heard about it so I’m starting my own 12 step program: Step 1: Admitting that i have an addiction Hello my name is Shonari and i have an addiction well…a few addictions, im addicted to My computer and by extension the internet Sex Lyming 7-up Cook food eg. rice and peas, fried chicken etc Some semi illegal substances Myself Adobe Photoshop CS2 And my biggest addiction…Facebook See step 2 later

Shonarimatics: The Math of My Life

Lets break down my life into numbers: Number of days ive been alive (excluding gestation): 8164Of that Ive been asleep for: 2721 daysBeen in school for: 935 daysBeen working for: 122 days So add those up and subtract from the whole:8164 – (2721+935+122+30 days for time spent in bathroom) = Where the hell has most of my life gone?