This is a list of words that ill be using that dont appear in the english dictionary and and their supposed definition… Phukk: Please see this article for definition. NOTE: If you get offended by foul language don’t look! Dewidable: Possibility of a relationship (intimate) by standards predefined by the user. Phukkabilities: Traits present in a person that makes you wanna phuck them.
We don’t have AA or any other form of support group for addicts here in Jamaica or if we do i haven’t heard about it so I’m starting my own 12 step program: Step 1: Admitting that i have an addiction Hello my name is Shonari and i have an addiction well…a few addictions, im addicted to My computer and by extension the internet Sex Lyming 7-up Cook food eg. rice and peas, fried chicken etc Some semi illegal substances Myself Adobe Photoshop CS2 And my biggest addiction…Facebook See step 2 later
Lets break down my life into numbers: Number of days ive been alive (excluding gestation): 8164Of that Ive been asleep for: 2721 daysBeen in school for: 935 daysBeen working for: 122 days So add those up and subtract from the whole:8164 – (2721+935+122+30 days for time spent in bathroom) = Where the hell has most of my life gone?
This will be an ongoing post pointing out places i couldn’t work for various reasons. Place i couldn’t work #1:A fast food restaurant for eg KFC: I could not work there because for every meal i prepare i gotta take a piece of chicken or some fries. so ill either end up severely overweight or out of a job fast, worst if they deduct it from ma pay…whoa.
So i got my first hate mail today, unlike most hate mail, it wasn’t aimed towards the color of my skin, which political party i favor, which friends i keep or even what faith i follow. All i got was “I hate you Shonari” i dont know what im hated for so all i replied with was “ok”. I live by the saying “A soft answer turneth away wrath” and i think it worked cuz im yet to get a reply. To the sender…maybe you should ask yourself “whats wud Jesus say”?