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The power of the “V”

No im not talking about the Vagina im talking about the “V” Speech from the movie V for Vendetta. Now i don’t know about anybody else but i had no clue there were so many V words not to mention being able to put them in one paragraph that LOOKS like it could make some sense. If you don’t know which V speech I’m talking about here it is:

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Inanimate Sexuality Pt1

This is my first attempt at giving life to inanimate objects. I will try to make them feel and touch as we do. Paper Mate Never once in my one year of existence have i ever met a girl like her, usually, people are rough with me pressing me against the cold hard steel, not caring whether or not i see, hear or feel. The first time i opened my eyes i saw something being thrown on me causing me to lose my color instantly. They then threw me and 499 of my other companions in a brown fibrous prison
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Sexuality

In my mind there is only one sexual orientation… man to woman. Homosexuals to me are, well, what i like to call deviants of the one true sexual orientation. It is said in the bible to go forth be fruitful and multiply, i shall reserve judgment as to what i think the homosexuals are doing as it isnt my job to do so. It may sound like i have a problem with them but i don’t, i really dont have a problem at all. The way i see it is that people should be allowed to do whatever they want
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Odd facts that nobody really cares about.

Did you know that the ‘com’ in .com stands for commercial? i didn’t know that i thought it stood for computer or community. The oldest .com site is symbolics.com WD-40 literally stands for Water Displacement, 40th attempt. That’s the name straight out of the lab book used by the chemist who developed WD-40 back in 1953. The chemist, Norm Larsen, was attempting to concoct a formula to prevent corrosion — a task which is done by displacing water. Norm’s persistence paid off when he perfected the formula on his 40th try. Apple.com was registered 4 years before Microsoft.com Mosquito repellents
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My Top 10 highly unlikely theories for Harry Potter 7

In no set order: Dumbledore is working with Voldemort All muggles will know about wizards and the magical world Hogwarts is gonna burn down Professor MacGonagol is gonna marry Hagrid Uncle Vernon can do magic Voldemort secretly is working for the good guys (the end justifies the means) Sirius is Harry’s real father Dumbledore is Harry’s real father Voldemort is Harry’s real father The Trauma caused by the mistreatment at the Dursley’s caused Harry to create a magical world in his head…he has always been in an asylum And for a bonus: Ron is secretly gay and finally comes out
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