Internet Lingo on the mind?

Very funny but true, the object of this post came up in a discussion yesterday with a friend of mine (who wishes to remain nameless) and after a little research i realized how many people are afflicted with this…problem. During the very heated discussion, a joke was cracked and my friend began to laugh uncontrollably and the after a few seconds, without notice, silence fell and she said to me “you know, i am here laughing and all that’s going through my head is ‘lol’ and ‘dwl’”. I thought about what she had just said and i realized what she
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The problem with women

“It doesn’t matter ladies what your perfect man is like. If he was right in front of you, you wouldn’t notice him because you’re looking for all the wrong things in all the wrong places” –Matthew Maharaj Here are a few problems i have with women to say that they are the only ones. One minute you say something but you mean something else: we are neither mind readers nor are we clairvoyant, to say something and when we act accordingly we hear thats not what you meant, if problems are caused by our actions is because of the wrong/misleading
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Places i couldn’t work pt2

  I couldn’t work at a car dealership. Every weekend I’d be rolling out in a new set of wheels. Hmmm so if i crash id be in deep shit, if the manager found out id be in deep shit but hey.

Are the Children getting the money?

Lets start this post with a video to get everyone in the right frame of mind.   Here are the key phrases: For years we have been taking you to places like this showing you the heartbreak. We know you thought about it, put it on a nice to do list but never got around to doing it. And its not like you’ll feel bad by doing it, you’ll feel great for sponsoring a kid, everyday after you get up. So why not now. Pure Genius! These guys are masters of the game. The Global Warming Activists have nothing on
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Friends With Benefits vs Phuck Buddies vs Relationship

Whats the difference between the three? well a friend with benefits (fwb) is a guy or girl thats your friend, y’all do the friends stuff ie hang out, chill, socialize, go to the movies with other friends, talk about potential significant others but the fundamental difference between a regular friend and a fwb is that you have some form of sexual relations. No that doesn’t make what you have a relationship because you are not emotionally attached the way couples are. A Phuck Buddy is a guy/girl who you have sexual relations with but you each have your own friend
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