Status Generator

I love to update my Facebook status daily with witty, funny and sometimes nonsensical messages. This page is dedicated to bringing you my all time favorite status messages. Just hit generate to load a new status message.

Note: A lot of these are of my own doing but many are plagiarized or re-worded from all over the internet. So don’t read too much into it if youve seen a status or two, just enjoy!

I keep getting this message, so to clarify: Yes you can use these status messages to update your Twitter and Myspace pages as well as Facebook 😀