The power of the “V”

No im not talking about the Vagina im talking about the “V” Speech from the movie V for Vendetta. Now i don’t know about anybody else but i had no clue there were so many V words not to mention being able to put them in one paragraph that LOOKS like it could make some sense. If you don’t know which V speech I’m talking about here it is:

“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.”

So lets breakdown this amazing speech lets find the definition of some of these “v” words and see which one makes sense.

Word Definition Status
Voilà Used to call attention to or express satisfaction with a thing shown or accomplished Makes sense
view An individual and personal perception, judgment, or interpretation; an opinion Makes sense
vaudevillian an entertainer who performs a dramatic or musical work for an audience Nonsense
veteran A person who is long experienced or practiced in an activity or capacity Nonsense
vicariously Felt or undergone as if one were taking part in the experience or feelings of another Sense
victim One who is harmed by or made to suffer from an act, circumstance, agency, or condition Sense
villain A wicked or evil person; a scoundrel Sense
vicissitudes One of the sudden or unexpected changes or shifts often encountered in one’s life, activities, or surroundings. Often used in the plural Sense
visage The face or facial expression of a person; countenance. Sense
veneer To conceal, as something common or crude, with a deceptively attractive outward show. Sense
vestige A visible trace, evidence, or sign of something that once existed but exists or appears no more. Sense
vanity The quality or condition of being vain Sense
vox populi Popular opinion or sentiment. Sense
vacant Not occupied or put to use Sense
vanished To pass out of sight, especially quickly; disappear. Sense
valorous Marked by or possessing great personal bravery; valiant. Sense
visitation A calamitous event or experience; a grave misfortune. Some sense
vexation A source of irritation or annoyance. Sense
vivified give new life or energy to Sense
vowed To make a pledge or threat to undertake Sense
vanquish To defeat or conquer in battle; subjugate. Sense
venal Capable of betraying honor, duty, or scruples for a price; corruptible. Sense
virulent Bitterly hostile or antagonistic; hateful Sense
vermin A person considered loathsome or highly offensive. Sense
vanguarding The foremost or leading position in a trend or movement. Sense
vice An evil, degrading, or immoral practice or habit. Sense
vouchsafing grant in a condescending manner Sense
violently Marked by, acting with, or resulting from great force Sense
vicious Disposed to or characterized by violent or destructive behavior Sense
voracious Having or marked by an insatiable appetite for an activity or pursuit; greedy sense
violation an act that disregards an agreement or a right Sense
volition The act or an instance of making a conscious choice or decision Sense
verdict An expressed conclusion; a judgment or opinion Sense
vengeance Infliction of punishment in return for a wrong committed; retribution. Sense
vendetta A bitter, destructive feud. Sense
votive Given or dedicated in fulfillment of a vow or pledge Sense
vain Not yielding the desired outcome; fruitless Sense
value A principle, standard, or quality considered worthwhile or desirable Sense
veracity Conformity to fact or truth; accuracy or precision Sense
vindicate To clear of accusation, blame, suspicion, or doubt with supporting arguments or proof Sense
vigilant On the alert; watchful Sense
virtuous Possessing or characterized by chastity; pure Sense
verily With confidence; assuredly Sense
vichyssoise a creamy potato soup flavored with leeks and onions; usually served cold Absolutely no sense
verbiage The manner in which something is expressed in words Sense
veers To turn aside from a course, direction, or purpose; swerve Sense
verbose Using or containing a great and usually an excessive number of words; wordy. Sense
very In a high degree; extremely Sense
v The name of the title character Sense

So roughly fifty words all beginning with V strung together to make one hell of a paragraph that, as a body makes absolute sense. So here is my translation of it all:

“Look, i am just a guy who was thrown aside, as both good and bad as fate would have it. This mask you see is not because i think i look good in it, it is a symbol of what once was. Now here i stand firm, a memory of a past travesty, and i vow to bring justice to those people who took away my rights, your rights. The only answer for this injustice is severe punishment, and it wont be held in vain, for i want whats right and to hold those who are rightly responsible to blame. anyways don’t mind this soup of words with all these V words, let me just say my name is V.” to put it simply.

So indeed i learned something today besides the fact that i can dwell on crap when I’m ready. So without further ado:

“Sadly, I am seen as something of a simpleton with sacks of simple, sordid suggestions and statements. The stigma served to me is something short of spectacular and somewhat stimulating. I shall be stoic and shrug off all stultification and stand solid, sustaining my simple speech so as to stay sincere to self. Someone sufficiently smart to substantiate something somewhat substandard should not speak sparingly. This sojourn into my subconscious is meant specifically to sensitize the segregated segment of society specified by their synthesis.

In summation i am simply scripting this synopsis to show how splendid it is to scribble seemingly shoddy shite.”

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5 comments

  1. Jammy

    lol…..the power of the “s”…….

  2. RoXanStone

    Awesome duude!!! That totally rocked!! Ok so maybe i take in more than a healthy dose of tv.. but I really liked ur “s” thingy. I must say good crap goes on in that head of urs…

  3. This movie was very interseting and was probably the best movie i have seen yet. Its very attention grabbing and keeps you on the edge of your seat thoughout the whole movie. A+

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